And now … the moment that no one has been waiting for! It’s Twisted Seasonal Sing-Song Time!!!
Good King Donnie T (to the tune of Good King Wenceslas; arr. L. d’Arty-Cross)
Good king Donnie T looked out
On the Feast of Stealing,
When the snow lay round about,
Deep and crisp and even.
Brightly shone Till’s head that night,
Though ole Don was cru-el,
When poor Comey came in sight,
Gathering cabinet fu-u-el.
Jingle Coins (arr. L. d’Arty-Cross)
Jingle coins, jingle coins,
Jingling all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see the money stacked like hay – yay!
Jingle coins, jingle coins,
Jingling all the way,
Buy it all for Donnie dear
And sign your life away!
Donnie the Red-Handed Conman (arr. L. d’Arty-Cross)
Donnie the red-handed conman,
Had a very tiny dick,
But if you ever saw it, you would need to have a drink
All of the other presidents, used to bow and scrape and wink
They wouldn’t bar ole Donnie, from a little pressy dink
Then one smoggy Christmas day, Mueller came to say, Donnie with your hand so bright, won’t you join my cell tonight?
Then all the presidents dropped him, they went and checked their banks with care. They couldn’t believe he’d had them, even though they took their share!
And many other old favourites … 😉
My apologies (condolences?) to my American brethren for my references to your president. However, I just couldn’t help myself … 😉
Loved this! (And yes, I sang along…)
Glad you enjoyed it – I had some fun writing it. 🙂
You photos would make beautiful Christmas cards, Lynette…they’re fabulous!
Sorry…”your” was what I meant to type. It’s been a long day. 🙂
Don’t worry. I understand completely – I’ve had many long days lately. I hope you have a restful weekend. 🙂
Thank you very much. It’s more that I have really good material to work with, but I am thinking about making some sort of collection … not sure yet. 🙂
Those are keepers, Lynette!
Thank you. 🙂
The virgin snow. Beauty.
It is very beautiful and pristine. 🙂
Good work. I hope you have a great Christmas and a New Year.
Hi Nelson – good to hear from you. We will be back in the Okanagan on Saturday for a couple of weeks – we’re looking forward to it. 🙂
You have a great Christmas and I hope your upcoming year is a good one. 🙂
Thznk you and all the best to you and yours in 2018.
Ahhh. You missed my favourite….Rude Don, the orange headed tweeter. Good post. Allan
Hahaha. 😀 Good one! Thanks. 🙂